It’s not easy having man boobs
Thursday, October 11th, 2007I’m fairly lucky I guess, I am not exactly man boob licious - I am normal to thin I guess. Don’t ask what’s with the moob post series, I am simply mistified and under the spell of moob, mmmm man estrogen…
James, who works in sales in London, says: “My man boobs were unsightly and embarrassing, so I had no confidence with women.
“When I was 19, I met this girl and got her into bed.
“But when I took my top off, she said, ‘Bloody hell, what are those?’
“It was like a dagger to the heart. I was so upset that I left immediately.
“I’m unmarried, and I’m sure a lot of that is to do with lacking in confidence because of my man boobs.”
James says his moobs ? caused by an excess of the hormone oestrogen ? were so big that if he’d been a woman he’d probably have had to wear a C-cup ? the same bra size as Britney Spears’s.
He says: “They looked so incongruous and droopy ? and they were really obvious, even when I was wearing a t-shirt.”
At school, PE lessons became a source of weekly horror.
“When I was in the changing room, I was constantly aware of my man boobs.
“Other kids would say things like, ‘Look at him, he’s got tits!
“I felt very low, and was always asking: ‘Why me?’”
The above was from an article in the Sun that I couldn’t be assed linking to, (too many ads for my liking). But the poor bugger, I reckon James should have counted his prayers while he could and stayed in bed 
Eww, John Howard Man Boobs = Howard Moobs.
